Calm Your Tits!

Bring absolute party-game chaos to the table with Calm Your Tits! — a fast-paced reaction game powered by quick reflexes, pattern recognition, and pure flock mentality. Players race to spot matching bird pairs, shout the correct phrase first, and swoop in to claim the cards before anyone else can react. Special action cards suddenly disrupt the “ecosystem,” creating chain reactions that can turn a calm round into total mayhem in seconds.

Part reflex challenge, part social experiment, this wildly unpredictable card game is all about speed, observation, and surviving the chaos long enough to be the last player standing. Perfect for parties, game nights, and groups that love ridiculous energy, competitive laughs, and games that spiral beautifully out of control.

Details

• 2–6 players
• Gameplay: 15–20 minutes
• Recommended for ages 16+
• Includes 48 cards and game rules
• Approx. dimensions: 9.7 × 2 × 14.2 cm (3.8 × 0.8 × 5.6 in)