Stiff Upper Lip Balm

Stiff Upper Lip Balm

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Brand: Unemployed Philosopher's Guild

History may be kind to you, but not the wind, the sun, and the cold! It’s one thing to keep a stiff upper lip. It’s quite another when your lips are dry and sore. No one can think clearly or sensibly about this vast and burning topic, so remember the inspiring words of Sir Winston Churchill, and never surrender! We have before us an ointment of the most felicitous kind. Use another balm? It would be a pity to be wrong. Carry Stiff Upper Lip Balm and your lips will say, “Cheerio, Chaps!” May we all come through soft and with moisture!

Net Wt .15 oz (4.25 g)
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